• *about to get murdered*
  • murderer: any last words
  • me: imagine how is touch the sky
  • murderer:
  • me:
  • *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*

gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.


huffingtonpost:

It was a moment Anthony Carbajal will never forget: standing on the stage of one of TV’s most popular talk shows, fighting for a cause that touches him and his family profoundly. All while his mom looked proudly on.

Watch Anthony and Ellen do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and see the full interview here.

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 


otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices


friku:

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

-injection