iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

urlannoying:

when people make fun of you for being too youngimage

skypestripper:

when i miss texas

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women


-injection